THE VILLAGE VOICE
CANCER [June 21 - July 22] I had a dream in which I was addressing thousands of Cancerians. I was referring to them as dolphins rather than as crabs. "I say unto you, my fellow dolphins," I proclaimed, "that you have been given a sacred assignment by the great gods of time themselves. And that assignment is to master the art of Timeology." When I awoke from the dream, I was awash with feelings of deep relaxation and ease, although I wasn't sure why. I had never before heard that word "timeology," so I Googled it. Here's how the Urban Dictionary defined it: "spending time doing what you want to do, not accomplishing anything major but also not wasting time." It so happens that this prescription is well-suited to our current astrological omens. I suggest that you and I be as playful as dolphins.