THE S.S.S.S.S.S, in uneasy partnership with James Bradley,
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Secular Society of Self-Satisfied Satan Sympathizers, also known as the S.S.S.S.S.S, also known as the Sextuple S, is pleased to present an installation honoring a man whom, in the short period of time spanning no more than the past year and a half, has done much to further our aims, which are far from modest, and whom we have come to regard as the personification of our values and of our character, and of the general character of the New Man of the coming New Age. This exemplary man is none other than the 44th president of these United States of America, the leopard with four wings and four heads, the man who has obligingly nicknamed his presidential limousine "the Beast," Barack Hussein Obama.
In addition, we offer this installation as a remedy to the unfortunate outcome of Super Bowl XLIV, in steadfast hope that the next time around it will be the Horsemen who emerge victorious against any so-called Saints who oppose them.
Towards the day in which every man and every woman is a member of the S.S.S.S.S.S!
San Francisco Chapter