"the be all and end all" "the last place on earth that god didn't finish" "these paintings should be shown to the man from Mars" "the sound of a staple gun is not that different from the sound of a cash register" "battle stations" "Mr. Christian !!!!" "Who was the president of France when Gauguin was off painting his beautiful paintings in Tahiti?" "IT'S A SMALL WORLD BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO PAINT IT" "I believe I'm fixin to die" "these paintings could have been played at CBGB's" "slapstick... but some serious fucking slapstick" "these paintings are like an unrecognized dinosaur...a beautifully feathered tyrant"