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"Never ever take the RED Pill" !

                     To be read after "Three "legends" of Art were there in the house" for continuity.

I get to my bedroom after gettting by the Noh crew, i was not about to poke my head back in after the last time, i've still got thirty or so grand of "K's" wad of cash in my pocket and have NO CLUE what i'm suppose to do with it at this point in time!

I'm in no rush, so i go to put some music on and as i'm about to press play a display monitor turns on and shows a car heading into the driveway and to the front door, i watch, stops light off, automatic house security lights are on and out steps a pair of legs that wouldn't stop!

I quickly get as close to the monitor as i possibly can without drooling all over it to see who on earth this is that's about to ring the front doorbell. There..........  it just went, i figure i'm sure a hell not going to ignore this stunningly tall and exquisitely dressed blonde angel, and the Japanese guys wouldn't even know their a*s from their elbow right about now, poor bastards! *(laughing my a*s off)*

I quickly head downstairs blowing off the elevator and foot'in down as fast as i can down the spiral staircase to the door in about three seconds flat, gain composure and quickly open the door and instantly look eye to eye with what would of NO DOUBT been a Playboy Bunny/model whatever you want to call them i'm tell'in ya fellas she was "the bomb". Now i mean eye to eye, i'm six foot four, and in heels this stunner was as tall as me, i can tell you  exactly how many times this situation has happened in my life personally,......................... ZERO!

"G'day" is the first thing that comes out of my mouth, "Hi,......(drop dead smile)- you must be James" in THE most sexiest voice i've heard in years, " I'm Sonya and i'll be your companion for the party tonight" reaching her hand out as i and we briefly touch each others, static electricity snaps a shock between our fingers,.... we both notice though say nothing except for her glancing and flickering her eyes at mine.

"Please,....... come on in Sonya" i don't want to let this bird get away from me as she glides gracefully past, her perfume is unmistakable, Clive Christian Imperial Majesty, a brand worn by very very few women and only on the most special occasions, i'd only had one other time in my life where i had this perfume in my presence, though i won't mention who was wearing it. I'm most blown away (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure), i'm thinking "all this was done for little ole me",........INCREDIBLE hospitality! 

As i am a Gentleman, i politely ask her if she wants something to drink "Perrier is fine thank you" her manners are impeccable, "No problem, one Perrier coming up" she follows close behind me to the kitchen and i definately can tell and soon feel she's check'in me out, i'm think'in when in Rome do as the Romans as i quickly get up to speed with the "real" reason Sonya is here................. Sonya's here to be a freak! yyyeeeaahh!

REMINDER to self: When you go to L.A. remember two things, the fast cars and the faster women!

I handed her the Perrier after she briefly handled my "bollocks", this was an experience i knew i would not forget unless Alzheimers got me!

My complete attention has been fully gained i'm starting to think "will we be going to this party or not, or  are we gonna do it?" I start to ask her when i notice she's pulling from her purse two small clear containers, each had about six pills in them, a pinky reddish variety and there was a baby blue slightly smaller pill in the other container!

(Flashback, living in Byron Bay 2000, MDMA and XTC very common place narcotic, used primarily for loving warm social communicative dancing experiences with others on the same drug feeling the same feeling in an unreserved and un-inhibited way)             

"XTC hey" i comment, "they're as pure as they get" she adds " which one would i like"?asking me as if she already knows there's a snowball's chance in hell that i'm gonna refuse one of these and she's right, i wouldn't refuse this right here right fu*k'in now if the world were about to blow up, and if it had i couldn't of given a flying fu*k,..... but as i learned in Byron Bay all those years back "NEVER EVER TAKE THE RED PILL"!

"I'll have a blue one thanks Sonya", "which one are you gonna have" i asked her,....."ah, i think i'll have a RED ONE"!

OH shit,...."This is gonna be interesting, real interesting" i think to myself, she's at most twenty three, when i lived in Byron Bay she would've been eleven roughly, never learned about the "RED PILLS", i'm sure as hell NOT gonna tell her as i watch her down the pill with a mouth full of Perrier!

I quickly look at the face of my watch, from past experience i know we have probably less than twenty minutes before we begin to feel it's narcotic effect, and though we had just met we have some common interest,........... and she was smart which was such an added bonus!




Posted by James DeWeaver on 10/26/12 | tags: never ever take the red pill James DeWeaver MDMA australian generation x artist

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