ArtSlant - Art for the new era, will there be anyone around to see it? so rejoice now. glory to all http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/show en-us 40 I'm Gonna' Be Rich! You're Gonna' Be THIN! Diet Secret Revealed, LOSE 450 lbs. in One Day, and Maintain It <blockquote> <p>&nbsp;I noticed many of you opted in for the maintenance program.<br />First you must&nbsp;join,&nbsp;so I CAN TELL&nbsp;YOU what to do.</p> </blockquote> <p><img class="aligncenter wp-image-498 size-full" title="Remember inside every abundant woman there is a slim feline waiting to come out." src="http://barbaragreenemannsgallery.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/1-1-2014_0409war0005-002.jpg" alt="A Slim Woman Just Waiting" width="575" height="800" /></p> Mon, 01 Sep 2014 03:51:23 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list Rooms/ Insanity of the Artistic Lifestyle/ Is it Over Yet? <h1 class="entry-title">Rooms/ Insanity of the Artistic Lifestyle/ Is it Over&nbsp;Yet?</h1> <div class="entry-meta"><a class="author" href="http://museormisery.wordpress.com/author/barbaragreenemann/" rel="nofollow">barb mann, wiser behind the ears</a>&nbsp;/&nbsp;<a class="entry-date" href="http://museormisery.wordpress.com/2014/02/04/rooms-insanity-of-the-artistic-lifestyle-is-it-over-yet/" rel="nofollow">February 4, 2014</a></div> <div class="entry-content"> <p>Batch ah lore Apartment</p> <p>Where I dwell</p> <p>One small cell</p> <p>Caged like a bird</p> <p>Can&rsquo;t be heard</p> <div id="attachment_154" class="wp-caption alignright"><a href="http://museormisery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/1-dscf3050roomb_edited.jpg" rel="nofollow"><img class="size-full wp-image-154" src="http://museormisery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/1-dscf3050roomb_edited.jpg?w=700" alt="Almost impossible to get through, finishing latest painting , better than losing collage pieces, 8 hrs, pasting, 15 minutes packing. " /></a> <p class="wp-caption-text"><img id="asupload_tmp" src="javascript:;" alt="(Almost impossible to get through, finishing latest painting , better than losing collage pieces, 8 hrs, pasting, 15 minutes packing, I should have packed instead I loset one best shoe and all the computer cables. don't call these movers)." /><img id="asupload_tmp" src="javascript:;" alt="" /></p> </div> <div id="attachment_156" class="wp-caption alignright"><a href="http://museormisery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/1-portrait-of-my-room-at-night-samantha-on-earth-bottom-and-right-middle-8-16-2010-7-57-02-pm-1960x2019.jpg" rel="nofollow"><img class=" wp-image-156 " src="http://museormisery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/1-portrait-of-my-room-at-night-samantha-on-earth-bottom-and-right-middle-8-16-2010-7-57-02-pm-1960x2019.jpg?w=560&amp;h=576" alt="Samantha on Earth, bottom and right middle " width="560" height="576" /></a> <p class="wp-caption-text">( Caption:Samantha on Earth, bottom and right middle, , The lady who was caring for Samantha, my dog, &nbsp;during my cancer surgery, untilI I &nbsp;moved, moved Samantha to Heaven. She &nbsp;had had enough dog watching and now she does it via a remote star.)</p> </div> <p>Create,</p> <p>Masturbate</p> <p>It could be worse</p> <p>Watch TV, Rehearse</p> <p>Clean and dream</p> <p>Or make a mess</p> <p>Protest</p> <p>Or &nbsp;live like I do,</p> <p>Mother Hubbard paints her shoe and screams</p> <p>I have lived here for 8 years so it seams</p> <p>In wonder I create,&nbsp;Master Bate</p> <p>Always late</p> <p>Because I must do what I do.</p> <p>Or sometimes it&rsquo;s just because I can&rsquo;t find the other shoe.<a href="http://museormisery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/1-1-moi-on-moving-day-1-31-2014-1-59-31-am-4000x2664-1-31-2014-1-59-31-am-800x480.jpg" rel="nofollow"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-161" src="http://museormisery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/1-1-moi-on-moving-day-1-31-2014-1-59-31-am-4000x2664-1-31-2014-1-59-31-am-800x480.jpg?w=700&amp;h=420" alt="It's a good thing I sleep with my eyes shut" width="700" height="420" /></a></p> <p>(caption- there under my name is my missing show, the movers didn't move it and it was my best shoe, my Mother will never let me forget, that shoe.)</p> <p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m so black, I&rsquo;m blue.&rdquo;</p> <p>Sometimes it boils down to a real choice</p> <p>A little voice</p> <p>A long time one</p> <p>kNEW THERE &nbsp;was nun</p> <p>Newmatar artist</p> <p>Accepted &nbsp;the hardest</p> <p>B wildered nest is worse now</p> <p>HOW?</p> <p>Fake it, Take it, Make it</p> <p>Joy, forsake it</p> <p>The soul needs pain</p> <p>Inane</p> <p>No one said&nbsp;it&rsquo;s true&nbsp;</p> <p>What else could I do</p> <p>Can&rsquo;t hear</p> <p>With only one ear</p> <p>I lament the day</p> <p>The way&nbsp;</p> <p>At the Jeu de Pomme, Van Gogh&nbsp;</p> <p>With certitude let me know</p> <p>I was next</p> <p>Shackled by the pallett&rsquo;s hex.</p> <p>I still lament that day</p> <p>If it hadn&rsquo;t been Van Gogh</p> <p>I would have let it go.</p> </div> Mon, 06 Oct 2014 06:20:06 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list Lucy don't listen to them, but you live in the 2nd worst zoo in the world. <p>2. Edmonton Valley Zoo (Edmonton, Canada)&mdash;Can You Hear Me Now? Four times Edmonton Valley Zoo made the list and now we proudly stand as the second worst zoo in the world. Oh Canada</p> <p>edmonton_wz_2013</p> <p>What more can we say about the Edmonton Valley Zoo&rsquo;s stubborn refusal to do right by Lucy? This profoundly social female Asian elephant has lived alone for thirtysix long years in the zoo&rsquo;s tiny enclosure, locked away for much of the year due to Alberta&rsquo;s bitterly cold climate. Neither worldwide furor over Lucy&rsquo;s cruel confinement, or the sound decisions by two other Canadian zoos to send their elephants to warmer climates, has moved zoo or Edmonton officials to move toward meeting Lucy&rsquo;s social and physical needs. Lucy suffers from chronic arthritis and foot problems, displays abnormal stereotypic behavior, and is managed with an outdated circus-style method using bullhooks. Further, the zoo refuses to allow an independent veterinarian to examine Lucy, and CAZA&mdash;the zoo&rsquo;s accrediting body&mdash;won&rsquo;t stand up for her. Lucy&rsquo;s only hope now hinges on whether new city councillors show reason and compassion for her.</p> <p>The Edmonton Valley Zoo appears for the fourth time on IDA&rsquo;s list.</p> Sun, 17 Aug 2014 13:05:31 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list A Home Ain't A Home without a Newfie Dog. <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Norton, Grandpa&rsquo;s Newfie dog died</p> <p><img style="float: right; margin: 05px;" src="http://dbprng00ikc2j.cloudfront.net/userimages/58427/2i5z/20140831233944-Mann-Barb__Newfie_Herro-001.JPG" alt="they pulled out 29" width="300" height="329" /></p> <p style="text-align: left;">&nbsp;Grandpa looked destroyed as he cried and cried.<br />He said he had a whole in his soul<br />That wouldn't fill in or let go<br />After two tear filled days he jumped into his truck<br />No good by but we wished him good luck<br />For two days he didn&rsquo;t come back, no cell phone to call<br />But when he returned he said it all</p> <p style="text-align: left;">There were two black hairy bundles one in each arm<br />That&rsquo;s even better than one lucky charm<br />He came home with Norton 2 and 3<br />He swore they brought happiness to every family<br />He said a family ain&rsquo;t blessed with joy<br />Unless he&rsquo;s got a slobbery big Norton boy.<br />Grandpa made us take an oath that we&rsquo;d all own<br />A Norton newfie dog to bless our home<br />Grandpa&rsquo;s marine ship set sail in a hazy fog<br />As it thickened&nbsp;none could see what is soon to be<br />Except for the courageous Newfie Norton dog</p> <p>One night the Nortons sleeping,&nbsp;dreaming vividly<br />Number 2 raised his head listening intently<br />He heard someone scream silently<br />Roused waking Norton number 3 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Into&nbsp;the water&nbsp;knowing what to do</p> <p>Floundering arms and legs ,numbering twenty two<img src="http://dbprng00ikc2j.cloudfront.net/userimages/58427/2i5z/20140831234214-BarbMannNewfiedrunk.JPG" alt="" width="300" height="329" />the Dogs knew when Gramps and the mates were drowning &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;But if they were drunk and wobbly they only dragged home &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Gramps. Well he was their master, but hey, they needed their sleep.</p> <p>Grab, pull with&nbsp;neer a sound<br />A flash illumination, men dumped in a mound<br />Loudly&nbsp;barking as they ran &nbsp;to the station<br />The&nbsp;police following in lively animation<br />Laying there barely alive, but safe on the ground<br />Exhausted&nbsp;Norton Two and Three,</p> <p>True Heroes,None better to be found.</p> <p>A family ain&rsquo;t a family without a dog, a Newfie<br />Bringing joy and happiness, take it from me<br />Grandpa knew the best way to be<br />Now we&rsquo;re up to Norton 53</p> <p><br />barbara greene mann 2014</p> <div class="mceTemp">&nbsp;</div> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> Mon, 01 Sep 2014 00:00:50 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list No wealth in my Future, If I Can't Beat 'Em, I'll Fight Harder, Sorry <p><img style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 10px;" src="http://dbprng00ikc2j.cloudfront.net/userimages/58427/2i5z/20140711194654-a-no-future-weath-for-7-8-2014-7-32-11-am-2678x13591__1_.jpg" alt="Did I Make Too Much Noise to be a Millionaire Artsy Business Woman?" width="800" height="400" /><img style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 10px;" src="http://dbprng00ikc2j.cloudfront.net/userimages/58427/2i5z/20140708224839-1-DSCF3684.JPG" alt="I WAS KICKED OUT,NO WEALTH FOR ME" width="600" height="900" />A change After my weekend with Anik and Bob Proctor in Washington D.C.last weekend, I drew this . A week later</p> <p>A change of plan after my weekend with Anik and Bob Proctor in Washington D.C.last weekend<br />If You Can't Beat 'Em, Try Again-Revolution Evolution.</p> <p>A Week Later<br />Sorry, changed my mind.<br />Reverse Evolution- Trying to fix everything, new ideas and devices, organizations that everyone says Yea, but no one even looks or does anything. Honey is dinner ready, slurp beer , shit, hate commercials? If ya can't beat 'em...Join 'Em</p> <p>This print is for sale 25$ for a limited time only, special sale.<br />Who could have thought of this? Save the children? save the Planet?<br />Sorry.</p> <h1 class="entry-title">WENT TO SEE ANIK &amp; BOB PROCTER IN DC/ NO FUTURE OF WEALTH FOR&nbsp;ME</h1> <p><a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com/category/caring/" rel="nofollow">caring?</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com/category/did-i-really-talk-to-loud/" rel="nofollow">did I really talk to loud?</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com/category/offering-gifts/" rel="nofollow">offering gifts</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com/category/paid-1500-and-kicked-out/" rel="nofollow">paid $1500 and kicked out</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com/category/please-inquire/" rel="nofollow">please inquire</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com/category/treated-like-a-bum/" rel="nofollow">treated like a bum</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com/category/what-do-we-stand-for/" rel="nofollow">what do we stand for?</a></p> <div class="entry-content"> <div id="attachment_746" class="wp-caption alignleft"><a href="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1-wildlite-e1404849185791.jpg" rel="nofollow"><img class="size-full wp-image-746" src="http://barbaragreenemannandlucy.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1-wildlite-e1404849185791.jpg?w=840" alt="I'LL FIX IT- IT WILL BE THE BEST " /></a> <p class="wp-caption-text">I&rsquo;LL FIX IT- IT WILL BE THE BEST</p> </div> <p>I WAS GOING TO THE FUTURE OF WEALTH CONFERENCE,in Washington D.C. I made a fabulous painting for Anik and BOB, PRINTS made on heavy paper for $200 and one of my business proposal. Small thanks when I was ready to learn to be a millionaire, to be taught by the greats themselves, ANIK and BOB PROCTOR. but then all this happened and security removed me.</p> <p>I was kicked out of the Conference.</p> <p>Twice they said I was sitting at the wrong table but I moved. They said I made too much noise but I was encouraged too cheer. Meredith said i didn&rsquo;t pay and i had a receipt. I didn&rsquo;t follow protocol when i asked my question,&rdquo;How does a solitary &nbsp;artist get an audience?&rdquo;</p> <p>Ani showed and walked me to the bathroom. I thought maybe he was going to act nice. But two giant female guards walked me out of the&nbsp;BR and 6 large males were escorting me up the stairs.</p> <p>Wasn&rsquo;t I acting wealthy enough? But I was going &nbsp;to be, Anik I just need a litle help, right Bob.</p> </div> Fri, 11 Jul 2014 19:47:11 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list A Home is not a Home Without a Newfie Dog <p>/barbaragreenemannandlucy.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1-dscf3686.jpg</p> Mon, 07 Jul 2014 04:28:26 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list Drawings-for-and-about-eating=disorderhtml <p>http://barbara-greene.blogspot.ca/2013/02/drawings-for-and-about-eating-disorder.html</p> Fri, 08 Feb 2013 12:19:06 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list Faux Zoo Map <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://dbprng00ikc2j.cloudfront.net/userimages/58427/2i5z/20120208051230-P1000746.JPG" height=".5" alt="lady with gator hat" width=".5" /><img src="http://dbprng00ikc2j.cloudfront.net/userimages/58427/2i5z/20120208054132-P1000746.JPG" height="283" alt="jpeg" width="219" style="margin: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>I started this painting  for a show I couldn't afford to submit to but the topic was how we used  stuff up and what was the resulting  mess.Well  no clue in mind, ok., a nice face, 6 " from top of page, a-ha, a hat, ridiculous, a gator hat.  Losing a lot of gators and we should as they come onto the streets of florida and will eat your dog, unless thedog runs fast. Gorillas are disappearing, kangaroos well I haven't a notion. Eventually they all disappered.  This was the solution.</p> <p>Faux Zoo Map</p> <p>The Lady with the Gator Hat thought it was so delightful to view the new zoological exhibits as she traveled around the globe. Every beast was stuffed, and she thought it was so nice to pet them all. She purchased exact replicas of the ones in the zoo. She already had a collection in her cabin on the cruise ship. She wondered what happened to all those animals. Oh well, the new ones were so much easier to care for.</p> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:48:42 +0000 http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list http://www.artslant.com/ny/Articles/list