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James DeWeaver

Off to the "Playboy Party" we go!  
Posted 11/19/12

                                      To be read after "The drugs began to take effect" for continuity.  We were all just a mess, i began to laugh so much and so hard that i thought i was gonna throw up, fortunately i learned a trick in my youth which i was able to apply in this most unusal circumstance. i can't here and now explain what it is exactly but it helped pull me into reality again thank Christ!  I hadn't even really noticed that the inside had become more of a old fashioned "Discothequ... [more]

The drugs began to take effect!  
Posted 11/18/12

                                 To be read after "Charlie Sheen did "Wonders" for me" for continuity.  Now Otis was one "BIG DUDE",  now i'm six foot five and i felt rather tiny next to this megalith, he was built, like he was REALLY solid, i'm sure he could bench press an eye popping weight, i'm sure as fu*k glad he's not only our driver but personal protection aswell, someone would have to be out of their fu*k'in mind to attempt anything to any of us tonight that's for sure!  I had noticed wh... [more]

Charlie Sheen did "Wonders" for me!  
Posted 11/17/12

                           To be read after "Gross cat's piss smelling marijuana" for continuity. ""Charlie Sheen,..............who the hell would name their own strain of dope Charlie Sheen?  This is gonna be good i'm reckoning from just the really resinous trichomes on the nice size buds if i do say so myself, never smelled anything quite like it i figure i'll just roll one of these "Babies" into a nice sized spliff and start it off!  I did a really nice one this time, doobie that is, probably helps if your N... [more]

"Gross Cat Piss" smelling marijuana!  
Posted 11/16/12

                                      To be read after "What happened to Tommy Lee the Turd" for continuity.  The show continues after her make-up was done, on went the lingerie, that was after she was happy with what she chose, i was, happy that is, and the "cherry" on top was the "Stella",.......... she works it in a most mouth-dropping way, i gotta get use to this atleast for now!  We go down the elevator to where Sunshine and Sonya are, they've been friends for years, and as they would, they'... [more]

What happened to Tommy Lee the "Turd"?  
Posted 11/15/12

                                           To be read after "This room had a 150 inch television in it"!  I grab her hand and proceed to the elevator, i'm not really in a stairs mood right now and either is she. We go all of ten feet vertically and get out, i lead her to the "master" bathroom which i saw earlier on, never used it as my room has an en-suite which is where i showered before my afternoon nap, about a half the size of the "master" bathroom.  Now this bathroom was fitted out with an epic Ja... [more]

This room had a "150 inch Television" in it!  
Posted 11/14/12

                                           To be read after "This handgun was a "Beast" for continuity! I head up to the Entertainment room and i can hear the babes having fun, ........don't know what their doing but i'm having some fun,........... it's not everyday i get to spend time in a place like this, the collections of all types of variety, different and unique all at the same time with background stories to all that i'm sure would be fascinating in their own right, EVERYTHING has a story. S... [more]

This handgun was a "BEAST"!  
Posted 11/13/12

                                   To be read after "Snoop Dogg was going to be at the Party" for continuity. For this one was a very fair skin strawberry blonde babe, fully natural as the tell-tale freckles were there though suited her and  her  porcelin like skin. I get near to them when in unison they both say "hello James, ready for some fun tonight" then laughing these two were already well and truly off their nuts, Sonya and i looked down right sober compared to these two fire flies.  The one... [more]

Snoop Dogg was going to be at the Party!  
Posted 11/12/12

                                 To be read after "Saute raccoon anus on a stick" for continuity.  I let Sonya get up and meet them at the door, quite frankly i'm so fu*k'in wasted at this point i'm wondering to myself if i'm going to see 1 o'clock let alone GO OUT to a party at 1 a.m!  I watch the whole time anyway as the computer monitors everything which happens on the ENTIRE property, and what was even twice as cool as that was what was getting out of the Limo,................UN-BEFU*KINGLI... [more]

Saute raccoon anus on a stick!  
Posted 11/10/12

                                       To be read after "Never mess with the Yakuza" for continuity.  I was beginning to chillout, if i was going to find out about the Yakuza it was an advantage to know now, and they never found out that i knew, better safe than sorry any day of the week!  Sonya wanted to know when i was in L.A. last, probably trying to get my mind off of things, i tell her it was before the "Wars".  But now, AMERICA IS BIGTIME PIGTIME!  "Everything is Kingsize, Extra Large and Super-Jumbo ho... [more]

Never mess with the Yakuza!  
Posted 11/8/12

                          To be read after "The Girls from San Francisco" for continuity.  After she'd finished her conversation and hung up she asked me "ya know who's in the other room don't you", "ah.........yeah, i was introduced to them earlier in the day while they were still conscious, their a troupe of Noh Theatre entertainers from Japan" i tell her, she looks at me rather pitifully and replies "you haven't been to L.A. before have you" "no, i haven't been to L.A. recently, and what wo... [more]

The Girls from San Francisco!  
Posted 11/5/12

                           To be read after "Who's James Joyce she asked" for continuity.  I suddenly remembered that this house i was in was totally wired up, computers, surveillance camera's, internal camera's and hidden camera's and it only then dawned on me that this had all of a sudden become too easy, things in "REAL" life don't work like this, never this easy. I was still completely aware and in control of all of my faculties, my  kissing Sonya wasn't what concerned me, and it wasn't paranoia,... [more]

Who's James Joyce she asked!  
Posted 11/3/12

                      To be read after "I listen to Henry Rollins advice" for continuity. Sonya was totally cool about it.............i had only momentarily lost my mind, i put it down to the long day with only a few hours sleep, aswell as the MDMA and the spliff, yes, i was ultimately responsible for my actions but she didn't give two shits, as a matter of fact i probably could of taken her up to the sack at that very moment  in time by the way she reacted to this kiss, but due to the circumstanc... [more]

I listen to Henry Rollins advice!  
Posted 11/2/12

                                     To be read after "The memories of Blue" for continuity. I just stood there and watched her below, she was completely oblivious to my voyeuristic observations from the second storey, that was until my phone fu*k'in went off and spoiled my fun, she was clearly getting into the whole groove and i was "so pissed"( Australian colloquialism for angry,upset, not drunk) the phone went off but i saw it was a good mate of mine calling from Oz so i turned around and slun... [more]

The Memories of Blue!  
Posted 10/27/12

                                                      To be read after "Never ever take the RED pill" for continuity. Twenty to nine my watch shows me, she's downed a "red" one i've down the "blue" and we've got twenty minutes before take-off! Although i've had personal experience's with this drug i ask her if she's taken any of these before, "only two times before" she tell's me, "and you" asking back, i explain to her that " i was taking these before she had ever had any inclination to hav... [more]

"Never ever take the RED Pill" !  
Posted 10/26/12

                     To be read after "Three "legends" of Art were there in the house" for continuity. I get to my bedroom after gettting by the Noh crew, i was not about to poke my head back in after the last time, i've still got thirty or so grand of "K's" wad of cash in my pocket and have NO CLUE what i'm suppose to do with it at this point in time! I'm in no rush, so i go to put some music on and as i'm about to press play a display monitor turns on and shows a car heading into the driveway a... [more]

Three "Legends" of Art were there in the house!  
Posted 10/23/12

                           To be read after "The computer automated home lives" for continuity. I begin to head towards my room, i hold off on any calls at that point as i need to grab a jacket to go with my outfit. So i'm walking past the room which was before mine, i hadn't noticed it until then, as this house is full of strange angles and various size and shaped rooms, not really bedrooms, more like viewing rooms as i think they were intended in there design. As i had some time up my sleeve, i st... [more]

The computer automated home lives!  
Posted 10/21/12

                          To be read after "Muscle car suspended in time, Too Bad" for continuity. I'm in the elevator when i hear my name being called by my sponsor, i'm thinking "where on earth is he"? ,i'm in the elevator by myself I thought, until he said turn around, now i know that i came down the elevator by myself, it hadn't moved the whole time i was looking at the muscle cars so i turned around anyway, only to see a life sized three dimensional holographic image of him on what was befo... [more]

Muscle car suspended in time, Too Bad!  
Posted 10/20/12

                                          To be read after "Save the Hollywood sign Fundraiser" for continuity. I close the frig door, slightly overwelmed, I'm not feeling all that hungry now, my thoughts of food are soon forgotten when i catch a look at the message left for me by my friend,  she writes how they've gone out for the rest of the night and will be back in the morning etc,etc,i then read how there's a pretty good collection of muscle cars and other cars in the underground garage, and... [more]

Save the Hollywood sign Fundraiser!  
Posted 10/19/12

                                       To be read after "Sometime you just have to say "What the Fu*k" for continuity. "Hey,......... I've gotta call Ronnie while I'm here" he tells me in a very animated way, as he turns and pulls out his "Blueberry" and heads for the upper verandah,(Ronnie James Dio it was, who's really unwell at this present time) so i head back to pop my head in and see how the Noh crew are now doing, and as i'm not surprised now to look in on guys who were, well what can i... [more]

Sometime you just have to say "What The Fu*k" !  
Posted 10/18/12

                                    To be read after "Iggy Pop was there!" for continuity. I ask her if he (Jim) his real name is like mine James, James Osterberg, but goes by Jim, come around often,"No,he's only up here for the party,he lives down in Miami,but he wanted to come by and see the "living treasures" from Japan", he's having a good time in there, we laugh, she laughed more than me and adds it could be the Absinthe!remembering that was what they were drinking when i looked in, they h... [more]

Iggy Pop was there!  
Posted 10/17/12

                                To be read after "Playboy and the Magical Fart" for continuity. I begin to try to figure out where to go now as this house is like a smalll labrynth to my jet -lagged brain, but i soon hear my Aussie friends familiar voice, though now i also hear another yet unknown person to me, so i follow the voices til i get to the kitchen where i was greeted by her and introduced to her boyfriend, who i'll call "Todd" for now, who was here only for a pop in visit, works in sy... [more]

Playboy and the Magical Fart!  
Posted 10/16/12

                                 This is to be read after "More Ralph Lauren Polo that i could imagine!" for continuity. On leaving my bedroom it's only then i notice a very large book case to my immediate right, i had completely missed this in my jet-lag stupor, i pause and briefly look at it, and not surprisingly by now I see some really rare manuscripts and bannned books, all of them at one point in time had been seen by the"Powers that be"as Art needing to be censored, un-Christian like or... [more]

More Ralph Laren Polo that i could imagine !  
Posted 10/15/12

                 This should be read after "I had Randy Rhoads guitar!" for continuity. So i sit down on the bed, just wanting to lay back and listen to some melllow music to relax and the remote for the music system is right at hand, i turn the Bang and Olufson stereo system on, these systems are really an audiophiles dream, and begin to go through the available tunes, again some interesting choices! One of them i see is Michel Redolfi, and his album Sonic Waters, which was recorded in pools a... [more]

I had Randy Rhoads guitar!  
Posted 10/14/12

               This is to be read after "Andy Warhol's movie "FU*K" was there" ! for continuity! I really want to watch one of these right now but i can't as i'm really getting tired, so i turn around to this massive bed about twenty feet away from the doorway, til then I was not able to see what now I'm unable to do anything but see it! These things are usually in Museums not private homes, but this house and its owner are as unique as this Toledo -Salamanca Broadsword, a product of 13th. cent... [more]

Andy Warhol's movie "FU*K" was there!  
Posted 10/13/12

                  This is to be read after reading "Woody Harrelson is cool"! for continuity. It's around eleven in the morning and i'm starting to fade due to the jet lag and the overexcitement of the day already, so i excuse myself and tell them that I'll see them later on as i'm wiped out and it's just that i've hit the wall and NEED some rest! I'm shown to my room and it's got a bed that would be big enough for Shaq, a ceiling that's completely glass with an external cover for darkening t... [more]

Woody Harrelson is cool !  
Posted 10/12/12

                              This is the next part to be read after "Drunk Japanese living legends"! We all go to the internal elevator and head down to the lower level, where we see through the security glass, this glass had an opaque quality that ran through the middle of the glass, and when turned on it very very quickly turns off, it becomes clear long enough for you to be able to identify who's on the other side without them being able to see you! It wasn't Mr.Beckley but another friend... [more]

Drunk Japanese living legends !  
Posted 10/11/12

This is to be read after "Don't treat Celebrities any different" for continuity. I instantly recognised her though it's been a good while now,.....it would've been when i was Dolph Lundgrens stand-in for the Movie "The Punisher", which was filmed in Australia, she to was an extra, a call girl actually! She runs out and gives me a great big bear hug and kiss then say's "g'day Jerry", a name which i haven't gone by for quite a while now, i don't mind her calling me this as this was the name she kne... [more]

DON'T treat Celebrities any different !  
Posted 10/10/12

                              This is to be read after "John Densmore is cool!" for continuity. One of the first things someone like myself (a thankful NON-Celeb) learns about "famous people" when their in your presence is that they are just people like you and me, a) don't treat them any differently than you'd talk to your mother, father, sister, brother or cousin, because if you don't, they'll most likely think your some kind of weird sycophantic brown noser!  b) If there's no need to talk to... [more]

John Densmore is cool !  
Posted 10/9/12

                                     This is to be read after "The Bugatti Veyron in L.A.!" for continuity. With all this excitement and sensory overload i was starting to get a mild, not heavy headache, so i ask her if she could find a chemist so i could get some headache pills(aspirin), she said that was no problem and as we were no longer on the freeway she said she would keep to the speed limit, i thought to myself, "well that would be a first", we seemed to have gone a LONG way in such a sho... [more]

The Bugatti Veyron in L.A. !  
Posted 10/8/12

                                This is to be read after "The Bugatti Veyron and the Babe"! for continuity. So we roared out of the airport, and i continued on my magical mystery tour, i was in what felt like a plane without the wings, this was truly a "Hypercar", (their NOT classed as Sportscars) that was only for the real officianado's though, with EXPERT driving skills! Once on the freeway, she really let the Bugatti Veyron show her stuff off! As you should know by now, i'm in the hands of people... [more]


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