I STILL JUST WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE (SO I CAN DO GOOD THINGS AND HELP PEOPLE) is an on-going (since 2000), all-encompassing, 3-dimensional, artwork consisting of 40+ banana boxes; each is an artwork made of artworks that together make one artwork. It is all of my 3-dimensional stuff that I don’t need that I have not yet figured out how to ethically get rid of. Since 2000, excluding cat litter, I have produced less than one regular-sized paper bag’s worth of trash per year.

ISJWTBAM(SICDGTAHP) is semi-permanently installed in a 5’ x 8’ x 8’ storage unit approximately 25 miles north of San Francisco, CA. It can be re-installed into a much smaller space or expand to fit any space. Total weight is approximately 1000 pounds and averages 21 pounds per box.

It can be purchased for $1,000,000.